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It’s gotta be the shoes

Grades are in for the semester and I invite you to bask in the beauty of my new ‘Still A 4.0 GPA and Only One Year Until I Get My Masters’ shoes.

Yes, I have nothing to wear them with and nowhere to go once I do, but damn, you have to admit that these are some fine-assed shoes, yes? Maybe once I get my degree, I can be a high-classed call girl. Smart Fat Girls Who Quote Margaret Atwood appeal to a very specialized client base, but one that is untapped. Note to self: run idea past the husband. Maybe need some charts to support business case.